White SaviourTM

Do you feel the weight of your ancestor’s pressing down on you as you emerge freshly from school with excellent A-levels, a narrow understanding of the world and a sense of adventure borne of having a Daddy that can pay for your whims and wishes?

Fret no more brave youngster as White Saviour Travels is here to ease your pain! We are here to help you embark on the journey of a lifetime! Gain wisdom from various Brown People as you explore their lands and learn about their suffering while living comfortably in a Western-friendly environment!

Eat the exotic food which is available everywhere in the exotic heaven of your choice as you marvel over the sheer exoticism of it all! Take pictures of oppressed women while wearing the hottest bikini on the market and thank the heavens for being born in a civilised land.

Fret no more brave youngster as White Saviour Travels is here to ease your pain!

Experience joy as you embark on your brave quest to Fix Africa/ Asia/India/South America one village at a time! Build a house for the unfortunate and get a fabulous tan while you’re at it! And do be sure to make friends with the locals because who knows, you might just write the next “Eat, Pray, Love”!

Remember that your story of self-discovery is the most important thing to take back from your travels! While the conditions which you might stumble upon may seem terrible, our Spiritual Mentors™ will provide you with a Positive Outlook that will help you see the beauty of it all! All those impoversihed poor souls make up in spirituality what they lack in BMI and their days are simply full of meaning!

Experience it first hand and you will gain a whole new treasury of wisdom and quotes which you can later bestow upon the uneducated masses at home! Just think of all the inspiring blog posts it could generate! Your selfless act of philanthropy will become legendary and you could really save the lives of many Brown People by simply gracing them with your unique presence.

With that being said, this wonderful adventure of a lifetime will of course cost you (i.e. Daddy) a fortune, but what you lose in money you make up for in wisdom and character. And do be sure to take an unholy amount of photos with all the darling little children running around with swollen bellies and too big eyes in dirty, skinny faces. They do make the most wonderfully inspiring profile pictures!

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Header Image Courtesy of: Flickr.com/ Kuster & Wildhaber Photography