Opinion Comedy Column Soon, thousands of students across the country will be opening their results, choosing their university, and, most importantly of all, deciding whether to go with ensuite or shared bathroom accommodation. It’s a debate that presumably echoes back to ancient times. Perhaps a young Diogenes argued in the...
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As the 2024/2025 academic year came to an end, so too did the iconic ‘W’ brand of the University of Warwick. Replacing it is a brand-new image for the University, complete with a new crest, colour palette, and font. Needless to say, the changes have caused some controversy among the...
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On Saturday 21 June, hundreds flocked to the Copper Rooms for a special farewell club night called BANG!, organised by one Harry Williams, the Maths and Physics student dubbed the ‘Prince of POP!’, to mark the end of his time at Warwick. Featuring circling from seven till 10 led by...
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Opinion Comedy Column For those who live in Leamington Spa, there is a divide that transcends North vs South and Viallis vs Sicilian Pizza: are you Team Lillington or Team Cubbington? To those who don’t live in Leamington, this may mean nothing at all. However, those who do will either...
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Opinion Comedy Column Whether it will be replaced by an expanded Bluebell (to help the University scam more unsuspecting rich people), completely flattened to make way for a monorail, or burnt down as a symbolic statement against poor people, Whitefields is, by most accounts, destined for demolition. So, I thought...
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Opinion Comedy Column The Assembly Leamington is primarily known for its lack of card payments, fun events, weak circles, and freezing conditions – however, it is so much more than that. For instance, it serves as a cruel trick played on freshers, as the establishment uses ambitious marketing early in...
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Opinion Comedy Column The students at the University of Warwick and the trolleys of Tesco have had a long, beautiful and, at times, abusive relationship for many years now. At Warwick, trolleys have been a handy way to get around, a quality battering ram, great for transporting booze, and, more...
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To be in Neon, on a Friday, is to feel truly alive. From its supremely underutilised first room (in a club which frankly needs the space), to its remarkably hypnotic disco dance floor, lack of good deals on drinks, peculiar couch zone, and upstairs rap corridor fit for a small-to-medium-sized...
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POP! stands at the heart of Warwick’s internationally famed culture. Every Wednesday night Warwick’s finest gather to party the night away, guided by the visionary mind of Disco Dave. Many claim to be the King or Queen of this illustrious institution; however, most would argue that only Disco Dave can...
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We’ve all been there. You’ve had a long day or morning, and you just want to get on the bus, collapse in on yourself like a dying star, and go straight home – without having to endure that struggle alongside another passenger. Worry not, however, as I’ll be outlining several...
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From 2023-2024, the Warwick Grapevine served as the go-to place for gossip on campus, posting all manner of complaints, confessions, and comedy gold. In its day, the Grapevine was as iconically Warwick as the Koan, T-Bar, and Purple combined – with the last of these serving as the account’s trademark...
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Opinion Comedy Column Skool Dayz is always a highly informative affair, whether you’re honing your 2.6 times table with every additional purple, culturally enriching yourself with noughties pop classics, learning your Latin with Sexy Roman Numerals or meeting legendary alumni and benefiting from their immense old-age and wisdom, Skool Dayz...
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Opinion Comedy Column Philosophy, pints, and a proof for God “I drink Purple, therefore I am” – René Descartes (probably) Purple is more than just a colour or a drink: it’s a way of life. Every Wednesday, Warwick students across the central Warwickshire area eagerly queue up for...
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