Welcome to the first iteration of Cianan’s Column covering two gameweeks, as a result of GW13 ending and GW14 beginning within only a day of each other. Our esteemed Sport Editor will (quite rightly) mention the exorbitant wordcount, so let’s stop wasting time and get into it. Firstly, GW13. My...
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Throughout the brief history of Your Party, I’ve been there: from its amateurish formation, to its disingenuous marketing, to its ego-fuelled spat with the Greens. I’ve developed somewhat of a reputation for it. When I took the pitch for this very article, I was met with a comedic remark from...
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By run-in, I mean the period from now until the 26th of March next year, wherein (excluding bouts of FA Cup action) we have no FPL breaks, alongside several mid-week gameweeks (including the upcoming GW14). So adorn your planning hats, for there’s a lot of football to think about heading...
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Zohran Mamdani, the new Mayor-elect of New York City, has something special. He’s a campaigning marvel who has mobilised social media in a way few politicians ever have, and in that sense, he is a trailblazer. He’s also far more left-wing than the average Democrat, yet he defeated the more...
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Last week, we talked at length about whether to sell or stick with Chelsea’s Pedro and Arsenal’s Gyökeres. It’s clear that, for GW10 at least, sticking was the right choice, with both players hauling (though the latter still needs to be transferred out, as injury sees him face time on...
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Approximately 70% of us are living in a cruel, cold, Van De Ven-less world. His 23-pointer against Everton has saved the gameweeks of everyone who owned him, dooming everyone else, as most of the top-owned FPL assets (Haaland, Semenyo, Pedro, Kudus, etc.) failed to haul. To quote the official FPL...
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Love it or hate it, Halloween certainly has a divisive quality. Many of you will already have staunch, stubborn views on the holiday. You should, however, be in the former camp, revelling in October’s thematic ornamentation and joyous activities, whether it be an adrenaline-pumping thriller or the simplistic pleasure of...
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FPL GW9 is right around the corner, and there’s no time to waste – the Friday deadline is fast approaching; read on to learn the key knowledge necessary to take this weekend’s football by the horns. Don’t sell Pedro. He may have been deeply frustrated over the past four weeks,...
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Cianan Sheekey discusses American Prohibition, its failures, and what we could learn from it to implement a tobacco ban.
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First things first: buy Semenyo. Will he continue overperforming his xG at this level? Probably not. Is he still the best midfielder in FPL? Without a doubt. Does he retain exceptional value even at £7.9m? Undoubtedly. Now, onto other affairs. As a general point of interest, seeing as we’ve come...
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Cianan Sheekey discusses whether going to university is worth it despite increasing student debt levels
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Approaching this column from a more personal angle than usual, I want to express my gratitude to City’s Haaland. The Norwegian’s 16-point haul against Burnley saved my, and many other managers’, GW6s. He appears unstoppable lately, amassing a whopping 7.3 xG so far this season. Those without the striker risk...
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The Boar asked writers to choose one podcast that has been crucial to their university journey. The trio provide a much-needed voice of reason in a media ecosystem otherwise drowning in slop, misinformation, and Goalhanger podcasts. ‘The News Agents’ To call The News Agents an essential part of my commute is...
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