Ekitiké is owned, at the time of writing, by 32% of managers, and it’s challenging to know what to do with the Liverpool forward. Looking down the barrel of GW18, 19, and 20, he looked extremely promising, but his best score during those weeks was a 5-pointer against bottom-of-the-table Wolves,...
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Happy 2026! Allow your favourite student journalists to inspire you with our annual attempts at renewal – whether that's proper hydration, banishing doomscrolling, or perfecting the art of the Letterboxd review.
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GW18 was a low-scoring one, which, as a silver lining, means it’s unlikely you lost out too majorly to your mini-league rivals. If you’re looking to make up those losses or expand the lead you gained last week, this is the place to be, as we look into the best...
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The Rest is Politics (TRIP) resides at the eye of the storm, dispensing clarity, logic, and much-needed civility, all while surrounded by turbulence and thunder. Critics label it as an “echo-chamber”, but it can instead be seen as a soft, if insular, battleground for pragmatic politics. If there’s anything a...
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Supposedly, there’s a man in the Koan. How could we have been so ignorant of this flagrant injustice for all these years? How he’s survived in there is, of course, a mystery to science. Perhaps some of Warwick’s incredible STEM scholars can stop engaging in the irrelevant, like discovering new...
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It’s the festive season, and there is a lot of football to be played, meaning there’s a lot of FPL, too. Who do you need in your team over this period? Well, let’s find out. Ekitiké should be in your team. Isak is out injured, and thus Wolves (H) and...
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Another year has passed, and we are back with our topic gaming picks for 2025, be it games that have come out this year, or old classics rediscovered. Join us as we dive into the games that made our 2025. Theo Millard (Writer’s pick) – Hades II Hades is a...
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It appears a lot of people read this column, given that over 800,000 people have brought in Wilson ahead of GW17. That, or they saw his masterful 16-pointer at the weekend and are vehemently knee-jerking. I’ll let you decide. But, in all seriousness, if you can afford a two-week punt,...
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Firstly, this week’s column can only begin one way, with a thank you to Manchester United midfielder Fernandes. GW15 was one of my worst weeks in FPL history, a sentiment many would share, and yet his 18-pointer saved us from the brink of outright destruction. The Portuguese maestro is still...
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The higher education watchdog for England, the Office for Students (OfS), has warned that degree-awarding procedures at universities are overly generous and risk undermining academic integrity. The regulator’s recent report highlighted that “inherently inflationary” practices being used at English universities, such as over-reliance on algorithmic marking and dismissal of a student’s lowest mark, misrepresent the achievements of students and...
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Given the weekly nature of this esteemed column, I’m writing this article focused on GW15 in the midst of the mid-week GW14, as the Wednesday night fixtures are being played. There may have been some crucial developments between now and when you read this, and though the spirit of my...
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Welcome to the first iteration of Cianan’s Column covering two gameweeks, as a result of GW13 ending and GW14 beginning within only a day of each other. Our esteemed Sport Editor will (quite rightly) mention the exorbitant wordcount, so let’s stop wasting time and get into it. Firstly, GW13. My...
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Throughout the brief history of Your Party, I’ve been there: from its amateurish formation, to its disingenuous marketing, to its ego-fuelled spat with the Greens. I’ve developed somewhat of a reputation for it. When I took the pitch for this very article, I was met with a comedic remark from...
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